What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:08
What do you mean son?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Will friendly dogs protect their owners?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
True - how I loved my mum!
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
What! how could you do that?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Do you know what she said mum?